LOL

I’ve heard you can’t ever really get nutlet out of silk.

Action Man is a man of action, not spelling!

While we’re already violating a copyright, why not jut throw Snoopy in there? And how hard is it to check the spelling of McDs? too lazy to LOOK OUT THE WINDOW?

let’s see we have regular, extra safe (whatever that means,) excita ribbed, and…JEANS? WTF? Denim must chafe like a mofo.

Rahoi’s law: One times chopstick equals chopstick, even for very large values of chopstick.

Call me kooky, but if your gums are giving off a noticeable odor, I really don’t think a toothpaste is the answer.

This one is chock full of english magma.
1. It’s a State Banquet Beverage.
2. It’s first in the world.
3. It’s Orthodox.
4. It’s made from coconut palm, not the wrist or fingers.
5. Magma?
6. Wait, it’s NOT processing from coconut essence? Then what the hell’s in it? nutlet?

As a man, I don’t think I’m supposed to know what a Janitavy Towel is.

yeah yeah it’s all funny english, but what the hell is that SQUARE of milk?

I’m getting like ten of these for Jason - I hope they live up to their name.

to lie fallow means to be (and I had to look this up to be sure):
1. Plowed but left unseeded during a growing season: fallow farmland.
2. Characterized by inactivity: a fallow gold market.
What a great way to advertise a food product - stagnation.

I wonder if that’s Kosher… does a Force have hooves?

a pack of tissues. yes, it is.

naming a toothpaste “usage” is like naming a feminine hygiene kit “mileage.” I will now read through my hate mail.

I think we all care our babies.

I can think of notning better to put on a pair of pajamas.

I don’t even know where to begin. it feels like someone trying to hack into my brain.

let’s just capitALIZE parts of words for EMPHAsis.

just rolls off the tongue, no?

I’ll take the run quickly horse to win.

It’s Michael Jordan’s name in Chinese. Under that is Japanese gibberish, far as I can tell. “UAS! UAS! UAS!”

oh, if it’s just a creatnicht, go right ahead. Again, these are pajamas. Maybe as you’re falling asleep it all makes sense. Or maybe you wake up with your new programming and go attempt to kill random strangers.